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Mentos Dropped by Kid Assumed To Be Manna From Heaven
42-year-old Timmy was waiting for his son and daughter while they went on the Ferris wheel at the funfair when a manna dropped from heaven.
"It just so happened that I did my quiet time this morning and it was on God's providence for the Israelites. I never thought that I would experience it myself".
To make matters more exciting, this spiritual manna-festation was also in agreement with Timmy's brother's discovery of their long lost Jewish heritage on MyHeritage. Timmy and Tommy both discovered that they were descendants of an Israeli wafer maker who passed on a while ago.
A chemistry report on the reported "manna" turned out to be a mentos dropped by a kid at the funfair. Chemist Shlomo exasperatedly noted that the mentos looked flattened due to the chewed appearance.
Body Shop Comes Out With New Bath Bomb Made Out of Elephant Waste
In their pledge to be more eco-friendly, Body Shop has come up with a new bath bomb made out of elephant waste.
The ad shows a glittery elephant, along with the eco-friendly bath bombs, floating along to Charlotte Church's Glitterbombed.
"It's our way of giving back to earth".
"It also has 10% Niacinamide", Sasha, one of its interns claims. "It will leave your skin glowing".
"When an elephant bombs, it is our greatest joy at Body Shop".
Boy Runs From Home After Reading a Passage of the Prodigal Son
Johnny, a 15-year-old determined to have history repeated, ran to his old pop's to request to help out at the family's farm. The timing, however, was a mistake, as Mr Lee's decision to gift a family heirloom to Johnny was decided against after Johnny ran to his grandad's house.
Seeing his father's grief, Johnny's brother convinced his dad to grant him the gift instead. Unlike Johnny, Danny was determined to not let history repeat itself. He was the first-born, and he didn't want to be the modern-day Esau.
In his journey as the prodigal son, Johnny not only ate with pigs, he ate Char Siew and Siew Yoke at his old pop's farm, convincing himself that this is the modern-day taste of being a prodigal son: the amalgamation of the cuisines of the poor and the well-to-do.
Johnny soon returned home after simping over the girls on his old pop's farm. Instead of Rachel and Leah, he found Ratchet and Liar. Both girls made him yearn for home.
Upon his return, his father was regretful and gave him his heirloom. In exchange, he gave Johnny's brother, Danny, a tin of Jacob's Biscuits to compensate for the disappointment.
Teacher Swears in Traffic After a Long Day of Punishing Boy for Swearing
After a long day at work, a school teacher by the name of Cassie was stuck in a horrendous traffic with her windows down due to a broken AC. After an hour and a half, Cassie was livid. She's had a long day grading papers and punishing the little rat named Ratthew for using expletives in various languages, much to the amusement of his fellow classmates, like rhyming Baka with Muthafucka and Blyat with Gyat. Just then, a red Porsche cuts into her lane, and this time, she could not hold it in as she screamed different variations of the F-word, much to the shock of motorbike riders.
Geronimo, a middle-aged man on his Harley, was a first-hand witness to the spectacle.
"She looked like a sweet woman, but boy, when she opened that mouth of hers, I felt it all in my fucking bones".